In a pinch, a bourbon bottle works fine as a rolling pin.
Here in Louisiana you can find Quaker brand instant bacon-flavor grits right there next to the maple-brown sugar oatmeal. In case you're wondering, this is not vegan.
In the face of kitchen obstacles, a jar of spaghetti sauce is magical.
The local hardware store sells a two vat deep fat fryer on wheels to use next to your barbecue. Paul says we can't get one.
Tomorrow there will be free cookies.